Jared (3:38 AM): hey jensen is it okay if i CENSORED your CENSORED?
Jared (3:39 AM): or would that make you angry
Jared (3:43 AM): how about if i CENSORED the CENSORED of your CENSORED?
Jared (3:44 AM): what then
Jensen (4:00 AM): what the fuck is with the censoring?
Jared (4:09 AM): let me rap this out for you real quick
Jared (4:11 AM): on octoba 26 two-thousand eleven, some douchebags tried to bring hell into heaven
Jared (4:14 AM): they created sum bill, somethin real lame, and claimed that “promoting prosperity, creativity, entrepreneurship, and innovation” was their game
Jared (4:18 AM): that’s how SOPA came to be, as unintelligent and unattractive as misha c.
Jared (4:21 AM): and now they wanna pass this bitch and take away our every online privacy right, and haha- these douchebags dont even think we’ll put up a fight
Jared (4:25 AM): they want to censor our speech and take away our sites, they want to eat at our freedom because of stupid copyrights
Jared (4:28 AM): ill tell u where there wrong, and how we can stop them, we’ll call up my buddy chad also known as mayhem
Jared (4:32 AM): he’ll hack into the bill, and fuck with their shit, and when they realize what went wrong they’ll throw a big fit
Jared (4:37 AM): the bill that once was won’t be anymore, instead it’ll be a bill of Chad’s nudes from that one night when he got really drunk and passed out on your floor
Jared (4:39 AM): im going to save the internet by censoring my plans, i’ll take all the douchebags and have them picked up by creepy pedophile vans
Jared (4:45 AM): then ill be the king of the internet, you know that’s right, ill sit back and watch my porn and not even give a fucking damn because that’s how it should be and these douchebags can’t touch dis nanananananananana
Jensen (4:57 AM): that last verse didn’t rhyme
Jared (4:59 AM): this is a matter of them taking my porn away from me jensen. my porn. you dont understand. porn.
Jared (5:01 AM): porn
Jared (5:04 AM): big titties
Jared (5:09 AM): hot girl on girl in a mud pool on a plane that is about 2 crash so they do each other becuz they think that its the right thing 2 do before they die
Jared (5:18 AM): mmmm i love porn
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